Turner Motorsports (Team Full)

A CAR

Team: Turner Motorsport
Drivers: Davy Bizzle, GuNsAbLaZiN69, RR Chelsea, Volta
Total Mileage: 375
Wins: 0
Top 5's: 0

CURRENT DRIVERS
XMan4299
OctoberDusk
Dylema
WhiteTire22

Full 4 man team

PRESS CONFERENCE SCHEDULED BEFORE THE CONTINENTAL TIRE CHALLENGE SERIES RACE TODAY. THE TURNER MOTORSPORT TEAM IN EXPECTED TO UNVEIL THE #77 BMW AND INTRODUCE THE DRIVERS.

you mean those drivers? ^

Yes- formal press release coming

The press conference was delayed after Dylema took the car into a public lobby and the car now needs a new body shell.

nother Turner Motorsports car heading back to shop,need new tranny, rear end and im thinking a new body,

x man will not be happy to see it when it rolls into shop..

Smh....

Well thank god you guys are not allowed in the showcar! Announcement will be posted after dylema and White tire have their prerace drug test!

i got to pee right now, wheres the cup?

The drug collector is hot! You sure you won't have performance issues? Boom!

DAM,i think i found my new ex wife,

Roflmao

BREAKING NEWS, Whitetire cleared to go back on track after taking and aceing his drugtest,

whitetire had to say this"Im glad we can get this over with and get back out on track in my new Turner Motorsports #77 BMW, he also wanted to thank x man for putting him in that ride and sticking with him through this tuff time we were going through"

TMZ EXCLUSIVE!!!! THIS IS A MUST READ!!!!

Who passed WhiteTire's drug test?


Is that Lindsay Lohan???

Lmao

Hilarious! I love it!

fear the badger

Speed2 Racing Group is announcing the formation of a second team. There will be a second Turner Motorsport sponsored car for the Nein Shiza Endurance Series.

FROM S2M NEWSWIRE (Raleigh, NC)---

"Who are these Turner guys, and are they dangerous for the series?"

Many are bewildered by the motley crue that Xman assembled to race in the Maverick-led Nein Shiza Enduance Series (edit: unnecessary because Germans would probably not recognize an obscene reference, or, if they did, thought it meant "shit, no?" or "have no shit?" instead of Kein Sheisse or Sheiss Nicht)

One especially bewildering driver is OctoerDusk06. Has anyone ever heard of him before? Rumored to have run ovals stateside in the 1990's he is reported to have left for Europe around 2002 and sought F1 fame, only to have received the "you stinking American" reaction from that crowd (to which Michael Andretti can attest). He came back to the states just in time to see Champ Car fizzle out and the ALMS get NASCAR deadened.

Xman said, "Hell if I know where he comes from and don't really care. All I know is that he is willing to jump in an gaudy looking BMW, run in a NASCAR-modeled series, turn right and left on international circuits, and still slack off during portions of the race.
"All we have to do if find him and get him passed the drug screen, but if whitetire can pass it anyone can."

Dusk released a statement through his agent, who mailed it to our newsroom yesterday: "Since France and his cronies will probably dumb-down the DT classes running ALMS currently, the BMW GT car is as close to a circuit modified manufacturer's race car. If I can't run Aussie Supercars, this might well be a good substitute).
"I have won stuff before, and competed at Road Atlanta, but those did not involve racing from a couch in your living room." So these Gameboys will probably put a hurtin' on me until I can get my Fanatec wheel dialed in. Their reality (e.g. the real pole at Road Atlanta last year for Porsche Cup was 1:24, but the Raceboys can run well into the 21s) is different that real racing, but it's up to me to adapt.
"I don't use assists either. This is racing, not donkey kong."

Speculation is that Dusk will be at tomorrow's Mugello Shakedown and you could see him in a future F1 series run at Realistic Racing (the world's leading and most diverse on-line racing Group). Dusk already runs in the RR Porsche Cup series, currently sitting 20th in points in a field of about 30. Asked about being ready to run the Shiza? He said, "Shiza yea. Bring it on. Turner Beemer will either be faster than others or blind them with our colors. Either way, the M Class sounds great....but, um, I still have to take to drug screen. Can you ask Xman exactly what drugs it screens for?"

^LOL^

Just hire Lindsey like WhiteTire did

FROM S2M NEWSWIRE (Raleigh, NC)---

It wasn't my fault

Ever since returning his practice car with a little bit of cosmetic damage (who doesn't love cosmetic only damage settings) Dylema has stated that the damage was not his fault and resisted a drug test. Xman clearly stated you must have been high on something to take our car into a public lobby. As for the rumors that he fell asleep during the phone conference, those are perfectly true. Dylema can't be bothered by phone conference he is a racing driver not a PR agent.

well even if we dont win, we have got to be the biggest comedians in the league! roflmfao