Funny comments we hear

Hellisan wrote:I'd like to play some black ops tonight if anyone's up for it... as well as tune my car and maybe run some laps.

Sounds good man, I'm up for both

I am in for some killing mo fos. Were the week I've had it is going to great to releave a little stress.

In last week race lobby 3 someone said "How is my lap dirty I haven't went off" then Octoberdusk said mad serious "How is my lap dirty, I'm just cutting the grass". Whole room started cracking up lol

Chelsea: It could be down to aatmospheric conditions.

Cal: Well it is raining here.

Chelsea: I got boostbeef all over me

KayoticCal: What happens cos I lagged out
Sublime: you leave the race

DelZaster wrote:Chelsea: I got boostbeef all over me

KayoticCal: What happens cos I lagged out
Sublime: you leave the race

Gayist lobby ever i almost pissed myself.....who am i kidding almost.....

After I told the room that I had to get my kid string cheese:

Kikrox: Yo X, I was always wondering, why do white people love cheese so much?

Whole room blows up, and we gain 400 feet on fsatlane.

Yep, with that said I about pissed myself and wrecked my car, almost

DelZaster wrote:Chelsea: I got boostbeef all over me

This happens quite often. Few people know of the origins of Boostbeef...

Xman's kid "Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese."
Xman "NO CHEESE!"
Xman's kid "cheese cheese cheese cheese."
Xman "NO CHEESE!"
Xman's kid "cheese cheese cheese."
Xman "okay fine cheese..."

haha NO CHEESE!

He was like, "I'll be right back" I asked why and he said "my 2 year old is in my face asking me for cheese, so I'm getting him cheese.

Lobby started chuckling.

Flock of horses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrCHLqit2K8

WhiteTire: "So I was at a strip club and there was a stripper named Chesty Charms and each of her titties were 10lb each... Nastiest thing I ever saw."

In a party:

DEL : You know Sniper, I hate to tell you, but the 04 Subaru is better than the 05 version. It just has a better feel to it.
Sniper : umm, fuck em. Did you hear that? Fuck em!

In a party:

Danger : Hey, who is this EDC guy?
Harry Hogge : Your replacement.
Danger : What?

Dangerclose : I am just going to sit here and not say anything
Harry Hogge : That is fucking impossible
Dangerclose : How much will you pay me if I can be quiet

for those of us in the party will know this....


Danger's shagging the cat

RR Harry Hogge wrote:In a party:

Danger : Hey, who is this EDC guy?
Harry Hogge : Your replacement.
Danger : What?

lmao hahahaha

Fuck off

I thought we would bring this thread back for a bit of fun

I just found the easter egg we lost from bout a year and a half ago LOL. Half way down page 2

Fifa clubs

Sniper: Wow theres nobody there

Chelsea: I know I just moved inside you

Perry: Well it's nice to know your relationship has improved